Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Dear Monsieur Construction Worker...

Please go back to singing. Please. Stop yelling at your young apprentice, Javier. You know he's young and lacks the skills and experience that you possess. But yelling isn't helping him, or me. And you must stop telling him to "toot sweet!" Now you've got me "toot sweeting" as well. And I didn't come here to toot sweet.

So please, start serenading me and your lady-love once more.

Merci. Merci beaucoup.


  1. I just report, Candice, as I see it! Miss you!